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No Happy Ending Here

Submitted by on October 13, 2015 – 3:51 pmNo Comment

Screen Shot 2015-10-13 at 12.41.28 PMIt appears that Calvin Harris has now ended up in the crosshairs of the tabloid industry. And with their first foray it was a no holds barred all out attack on his relationship with Taylor Swift. First rule of tabloid journalism if you want the story to have legs you need to find the right blend. Secondly make sure that although the story is believable, it also has parody. Third grab popcorn and/or peanuts and watch.

Now that Taylor Swift has reached the pinnacle of the music world, enjoy the view before the plateau. Calvin, will now have his lawyers on heavy retainers to ready at a moments notice. Taylor, has hers on speed dial, and has since she hit it big as a country crooner in 2007.

Calvin let me help you out here:

  1. Calvin Harris dating the biggest pop star in the world
  2. Calvin goes to a massage parlor allegedly known for Happy Endings
  3. Calvin gets photographed leaving said massage parlor
  4. Tabloid see pics of this and create story
  5. Reps and friends issue denials
  6. Calvin and Taylor activate their phalanx of lawyers

Calvin welcome to celebrity life 101 where every week from this moment forward you will be the subject of speculation, innuendo and rumors. Calvin have Taylor teach you how to assess every action you make outside of the comfy confines of your domiciles as they will be captured digitally then get regurgitated, repurposed for dissemination for the hungry masses. This will only intensify once her 1989 tour is over and you get to spend more time together.

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