Comedy Central to the World: We are about Skewer and Roast Justin Bieber
When Justin Bieber announced he was going to take part in a Comedy Central Roast, people everywhere rejoiced. Well, the time has come, and he was absolutely ruined as expected. Has Justin truly grown up and learned from his missteps or was this all just a well manicured facade? Either way, on this night two people got roasted, not one. The lengths to which some of the roasters went were quite surprising. This roast was also Justin’s best opportunity to take parting shots at his ex, as he used the show as a perfect guise to humiliate and degrade Selena.
When asked if he thought anyone went to far, Justin stated “Everybody was going balls to the wall. It was whatever.”
Selena Gomez might want to hide when Justin Bieber takes center stage for Comedy Central Roast as her sex life with her ex-boyfriend comes up.
Comedian Jeff Ross joked: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now…,” before adding: “Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?”
“Selena Gomez had sex with [you]… proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do,” Ross quipped.
Selena Gomez wasn’t the only thing the Biebs got ripped for, here are some more of the best jokes of the night:
“Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.” – Snoop Dogg
“A feud with One Direction? That’s like a fight between don’t-care and who-gives-a-sh*t.” – Ludacris
“You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.” – Ludacris
“You have it all, except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy.” – Chris D’Elia
“Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house — not gangsta.” – Kevin Hart
“Justin has the voice of an angel… and the driving skills of Stevie Wonder.” –Kevin Hart
“You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else’s ‘roast’. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day,” he concluded.
Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber will air on March 30th.